"A small, misshapen snowman protester appeared in front of City Hall earlier this week. Reinforcements arrived Thursday."
"A group of snowman protesters — apparently rallying in support of the towering Anchorage outlaw — appeared on Christmas Day in front of City Hall. They carried signs that read 'Snowzilla needs a bailout' and 'Snowmen have rights too.'"
"Today the remains of the protesters lay in frozen pieces. Their signs sat in a nearby Dumpster."
Do yourself a favor and read the whole thing. Not to trivialize the very serious plight of Snowzilla but it's just hilarious.
Full article: Snowzilla squad suffers setback at City Hall | snowzilla.org
Stories like this make me want to move to Anchorage post-haste.