Declaration of Revocation

I think this is old but it's very funny.

"To the citizens of the United States of America, in the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.

Except Utah, which she does not fancy."

It goes on and on: Declaration of Revocation? by John Cleese

According to MobuzzTV it's wrongly attributed to John Cleese of Monty Python fame.