Tuesday, October 26

News Flash: media blows, sarcasm will save us all.

Officials fear news of the missing explosives could be used in combination with unrelated pictures of burning stuff to sensationalize news articles.
Between the inescapable simpleton political ads, sensationalist Ashlee Simpson news, Sinclair scandal and the constant self perpetuated media scandals I'm deeply disaffected with mainstream media and politics. So today I'm going to take it out on Bill Orielly, courtesy of The Onion which is truly "America's Finest News Source" - after the Daily Show of course. ;)
Last week, a Fox News Channel producer sued Bill O'Reilly for sexual harassment, alleging that the cable host pressured her into phone sex. What do you think?

"This is just another example of the liberal media's bias against self-destructive, narcissistic, screaming sexist assholes."

Andy Vaughn
Clerk


"He wasn't sexually harassing her. He was just looking out for her, like he's doing for all of us, all the time."

Jonathan Warren
Announcer


"Whether Andrea Mackris' claims are true or false, one thing is certain—that woman is never working for the vast right-wing conspiracy again."

Curtis Fletcher
Systems Analyst


I like my news sprinkled heavily with sarcasm. Thank you Onion.

Link: The Onion | What Do You Think?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So Bill ORielly is a human being. To err is human, to forgive, Devine. Are you Devine? I'm not.